The Upright Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number Bass, that's a flag." Bass: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bass, Bass, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.