The Hamstring Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Ref: "Number Jones Sr., that's a flag." Jones Sr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Jones Sr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
86%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.