The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Jones Sr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones Sr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.