The Hamstring Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Rodgers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rodgers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.