The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Rodgers takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
76%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rodgers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.