The Snap Count Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The broadcast shows Barner on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Barner's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.