The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Barner runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
76%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barner's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.