The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Barner goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barner's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.