The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Barner will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Barner, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.