The Hamstring Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Barner's stadium. Only over Barner.
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Barner, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.