The Late Scratch Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Barner's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.