The Hamstring Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Barner will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barner's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.