The Chip-and-Release Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Barner finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Barner, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.