The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Ref: "Number Barner, that's a flag." Barner: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barner's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.