The Blocking Assignment Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Barner stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
89%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Barner, Barner, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.