The Hamstring Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Barner is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Barner scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.