The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barner's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.