The Invisible Route Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Barner's stadium. Only over Barner.
- Barner runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
89%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barner drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.