The Snap Count Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Barner gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
77%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barner drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.