The Snap Count Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Barner gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
75%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barner's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.