The Snap Count Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Barner's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Barner is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
82%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Barner, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.