The Blocking Assignment Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Barner lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
80%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Barner, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.