The Phantom Flag Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Barner's stadium. Only over Barner.
72%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barner's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.