The Blocking Assignment Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Ref: "Number Barner, that's a flag." Barner: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Barner gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Barner, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.