The Sunday Night Fade Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Ref: "Number Barner, that's a flag." Barner: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Barner's stadium. Only over Barner.
79%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barner drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.