The Chip-and-Release Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ref: "Number Barner, that's a flag." Barner: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Barner's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Jadarian Price
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.