The Blocking Assignment Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Barner's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.