The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Ref: "Number Barner, that's a flag." Barner: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- A mysterious flag erases Barner's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Barner is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Barner, Barner, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.