The Phantom Flag Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A mysterious flag erases Barner's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barner's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.