The Sunday Night Fade Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Barner's stadium. Only over Barner.
89%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barner drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.