The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Barner has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
75%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barner drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.