The Doink Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Kessman will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
73%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kessman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.