The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Kessman. Kessman does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Kessman is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
78%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kessman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.