The Wind Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ref: "Number Kessman, that's a flag." Kessman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kessman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.