The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- The broadcast shows Kessman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Kessman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kessman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.