The Wide Left Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kessman will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
77%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kessman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.