The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ref: "Number Kessman, that's a flag." Kessman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kessman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.