The Snap Count Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Kessman is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Kessman makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
80%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kessman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.