The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Kessman is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Kessman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kessman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.