The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kessman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Kessman is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
92%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kessman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.