The Snap Count Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Kessman attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
88%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kessman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.