The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Kessman. Kessman does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
80%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kessman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.