The Hamstring Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Kessman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.