The Mystery Tweak Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kessman's stadium. Only over Kessman.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kessman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
87%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Kessman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.