The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Kessman is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kessman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.