The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Kessman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kessman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.