The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Kessman trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Kessman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
81%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Kessman, Kessman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.