The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Kessman. Kessman does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Kessman, that's a flag." Kessman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Kessman, Kessman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.