The Upright Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kessman's stadium. Only over Kessman.
84%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kessman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.