The Wide Left Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Kessman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kessman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.